Election Over: CNN Back to Non-Journalism

by Devanshu Mehta

Now that the election is over, CNN and others can return to what they do best:

That’s their front page. The good news is, we will now discover Anna Nicole Smiths new baby, Michael Jacksons illness, that Paris Hilton actually supported McCain and that sources are reporting that journalism standards have been abducted, molested, killed and the remains are scattered all over the Hudson river.